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  1. Yeah. OK, I'm also logging out. Probably for the rest of the year. If you need me, I'm on other things.
  2. My controversial Opinion™ is that Amsterdam is the best sneaker city I’ve visited in the past 10-15 years. And it’s not even close.
  3. Waiting to board to go home and reflecting on the past week. PerfNowConf reminded me about how much I love conferences. It was entertaining and educational and packed with old and new friends. What a great way to spend some time.
  4. I like this photo from last night a lot. scottjehl, tkadlec, and I walking down the street at far too late o’clock
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  5. Putting a coin in this jar jefflembeck/1456330206449262592
  6. Pretty nice start to the day, Amsterdam. See you at PerfNowConf !!
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  7. This room. This room that I’m staying in.
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  8. My favorite part is that the test scores are still higher than they were in the 90s when I was in high school and I just think “are the kids behind or have we just gotten used to steadily increasing expectations on our children?” DaviSense/1584850668887900160
  9. Today, in American absurdity: there was (another) school shooting and I found out about it from my sneaker drop app’s Twitter account.
  10. I love this time of year where it’s time to listen to a Halloween playlist, aka Hellbilly Deluxe on repeat.
  11. Listen. If you didn’t like this movie, I’m genuinely curious why. It’s because you don’t like women isn’t it? jefflembeck/1583643264452026368
  12. Watching Ghostbusters (2016) and wait. People didn’t like this?!?!?!
  13. The Jordan 1 High Element Goretex is some of the best money I’ve spent on shoes in a while. Constantly wearing them the second cold rain kicks in. I can step in a puddle and remain warm and dry
  14. I want to write a library in TypeScript. I want my consumers to be able to npm i this thing and use it in node via cjs and esm, in a browser, or in a TS project. What's everybody's go to for this these days?
  15. This video by the FT is an excellent breakdown of the lasting effects of Brexit thus far. Strong recommendation to watch. The Brexit effect: how leaving the EU hit the UK | FT Film youtu.be/wO2lWmgEK1Y
  16. The Federalist, a mainstream Republican publication, is straight up calling for Fascism. This is not hyperbole. These people do not want democracy. They want minority rule. They want “revolution” MelissaRyan/1583151397906042881
  17. Fair to say this probably isn’t going to work out for me
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  18. Ahem. The purpose of a thing is what it does Esqueer_/1583225288481046528
  19. My NB collection grows. 99Xs. 550s. 574s. Going to replace a wall of perfectly good and cool sneakers with expensive comfort that the fashion industry is convincing people is now cool jefflembeck/1534586884847915008
  20. I’m gonna talk about shoes and I’m gonna get like 1-2 likes maybe. Also maybe some casual play video games publicroad/1582746561179947008
  21. "Processor declined: Approved (1000)" very helpful, braintree. good error. very useful for me and our customers. excellent actionable feedback. glad i get to go through all of your errors and make some lib that turns them into actual actionable feedback.
  22. Buy that. Just go do that. This book will actively make you better at cooking WirecutterDeals/1582366895629815809
  23. Me, playing Super Mega Baseball 3, every nine batters on my team: “Ha. Hose Tremendo…”
  24. This has been too much baseball. Please Mariners. End this. Bottom of the 15th. Walk it off. My heart will thank you.
  25. God damn. They gotta treat Alvarez like everyone treated Bonds in 04. Just walk the dude. #Mariners
  26. God damn. They gotta treat Alvarez like everyone treated Bonds in 04. Just walk the dude.
  27. I have a 100% miss rate with care.com. Every one of them has bombed out on me within 5 minutes of a start time. I cannot find reliable childcare for the life of me and it’s killing me.
  28. Fuck.
  29. Today, as I prep to listen to game 1 of the ALDS, I am reminded of being introduced during ScotlandJS 2018. I was (politely) dragged for being a fan of the Mariners (who had, at the time, been in the longest playoff drought in the three major US professional men's sports).
  30. This guy today. Holy crap. Earning that contract MLB/1578527132556238848
  31. Seeing NBA basketball in Seattle was nostalgic and fun but it wasn’t the SeattleSonics and it was disappointing that the rumors weren’t true about the announcement
  32. “I just set off a thundering herd of clown shoes” is a thing I said during a call just now.
  33. Ah, yes, chat program I am forced to use. The obvious thing I want to do when I click on a file that is uploaded by a colleague is open it within the chat program itself -- thus losing all context and ability to talk about the file. This is for sure the correct default behavior.
  34. Kittens.
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  35. Sometimes I get really proud of my commit messages.
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  36. My favorite moment when I’m using a website is when they have some sort of metric tracker on all of their interactions and then one of those requests drops and I can’t make a simple change because the thread gets blocked. Super good world we have made out there. Good job, us.
  37. In retrospect, adding two kittens to the house MAY have been a little much.
  38. Parenting question for those with kids in elementary school: at what age do you get a kid a computer? Like one for them.