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  1. Me munching on a bag of dried figs: "Hrm, I wonder how many calories are in these? 110 per serving? That's not so bad..." Me 5 min and 20 figs later: "How many of these are in a serving? Wait... 40g... where's the scale?" And this is how I consumed over 1000 cals of dried figs
    1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
      I just yelled "STOP EATING FIGS" at myself as I went to reach for the bag again. Why am I like this?