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    1. Went out to lunch yesterday with wife and kid. Server gives us pens and menus to order. My kid writes her name w/o prompting. Wtf. She’s 3.
  1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
    People say “my kid is so smart” all the time. What they mean is “when the fuck did my kid learn that? And how? I’m an idiot”