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      1. Olivia: *panicked scream from bathroom* MAMA! rachlembeck: "What's going on?!" O: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOUND A DOLPHIN MAKES!"
    1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
      rachlembeck Best part: she was sitting on the toilet looking at an animal sound book, had pushed the dolphin button and DID NOT BELIEVE THE BOOK.
  1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
    rachlembeck So here is my child: Sitting on toilet wondering "what sound does a dolphin make?" Pushes the button. Thinks "That's bullshit." Panics.