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    1. Computers are why I have a good job. They do not all need to be melted together then rocketed at the sun (he says for the 10th time today)
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    I own a house because of computers. The world doesn't need a gigantic magnet that would destroy all of them (he mutters again)
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      Good benefits. Retirement someday. All of the computers do not belong at the bottom of the ocean. Besides, think of the fish (he says again)
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        Remember working preload at UPS and hoping you could pick up a night shift? Computers stopped that. You don't have to go back. (again)
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          You don't have to yell "Hey, what kinda phone ya have there?" at passersby in a mall so you can make rent anymore. Computers aren't so bad.
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            Thus concludes my daily inner monologue.