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Dear dog, Pooping on the floor is bad. We know this, but I understand, accidents happen.
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…in reply to @jefflembeck
You cleaned it up by eating it. I appreciate the sentiment in your actions here, but that might have been ill-advised.
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You throwing it up everywhere, causing my house to stink and staining my carpets... that was uncalled for, really.
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And then you licked my child's face this morning, and now I have to get a new child and that makes me sad. I like that child.