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  1. Olivia has decided that naps are no longer part of her day. Asks to go to bed, gets tucked in, says "ni-night" and then hops out to play.
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      I went in and caught her again about 10 min ago. She looked at me and said "Burrito baby?" -- where she wants to be wrapped in a blanket.
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        I happily obliged. Swaddled the shit out of her. Two huge blankets. Baby strait-jacket. Booger just got out of it like some tiny houdini.
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          Watching the monitor, it's super clear she has no idea that I can see her. She just pops out of bed. Faking sleep and then cutting naptime.
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            I'm trying to get shit done and I've got baby Ferris Bueller up there playing like she's Abe Froman at the toy box