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    1. “What do you want for breakfast?” “Cheese” “No eggs... or yogurt... or fruit?” “Cheese" kid might have life figured all the way out already
  1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
    Also new, she won't leave her room in the morning without putting a tutu on. You leave for one day...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API