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  1. If somebody gave me banana runts or any candy that is grape flavored, I would assume that they’re into starting a 100 year feud
    1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
      What I'm saying is that a gift of banana runts will turn us into the Hatfields and McCoys
      1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
        It's not just a bad candy. It's an insult to bad candy. It's an insult to bananas. It's an insult to all edible things and people that eat