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Hey, dudes in tech. I feel like it's been a bit since we've talked. Here's some more free advice.On twitter.com
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This is the list of technologies that you work with that are comparable to a dick:Permalink On twitter.com
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None. The answer is none. It's fucking nothing. None of the technology that you use is ok to compare to a dick. And certainly not your dick.Permalink On twitter.com
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Unless you're trying to say, "It's super fucking broken and the world needs less of it." That's probably true.Permalink On twitter.com
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"Hahaha. My hadoop is bigger than yours." Shut up. Just, shut up. Shut up shut up shut up. Shut the fuck up.Permalink On twitter.com