jefflembeck’s avatarjefflembeck’s Twitter Archive—№ 28,420

  1. Well. This seems fun. I’m sick in bed. I might nap a little. AMA Got questions? Software? Web performance? Management? Sneakers? Seattle sports? Dad life? Anything else really? ngl.link/jefflembeck
    1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
      A solid first question. You could put whatever you want on a hot dog so long as you enjoy eating it. That being said, I’m not about to. Also, the perfect hot dog is a Seattle dog.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
      1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
        The Vespa is incredible. Pre-COVID, I was finding a reason to ride it every day. I want for something a little faster but I’m going to give myself a year before I make that jump. Until then, it’s great for short trips and my wife uses it daily as a commuter to the office.
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
        1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
          The Jungle Bird. 3oz dark rum 1.5 oz Campari 1oz fresh lime juice 1oz simple syrup 3 oz pineapple juice Pour into tiki glass with crushed ice. Garnish with a sprig of mint and a pineapple wedge. It’s perfect. Be careful out there with this one. Two will rock your dome.
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
          1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
            *slow blinks* Listen. I didn’t think I’d like corn and tuna on pizza but it was really good so I guess I just have to keep an open mind on this but honestly? Sounds like the wrong kind of sweet to go well with anything else and also way too wet for a crust.
            oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
            1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
              This is difficult. I think Navy Strength and the bar at L’Oursin each hold their own as something very good and special. My comfort bars are Standard Brewing and Twilight Rainier
              oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
              1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                I assume the formula for this lies in how much time you have to dedicate to taking care of them. Litter boxes are no joke. They need to be cleaned regularly. Also: trimming claws, feeding, cleaning up after in general, loving on, etc. 1 is enough for my household.
                oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                  How can I not have Rapinoe as my answer? She is a national treasure.
                  oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                  1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                    Aw jeez. This is super neighborhood/taste specific. My favorite restaurant in the city is Off Alley. That place is truly special. Like, travel to Seattle to eat there territory, but meat is their specialty. So, maybe that doesn’t work for you.
                    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                    1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                      One of the wild things about being a dad, for me at least, is being constantly blown away by your kid. They change so rapidly and are constantly doing new and amazing stuff that you didn’t know they could do before. I’m just so impressed by her all of the time. I have to think.
                      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                      1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                        Yes. Very.
                        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                        1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                          mod_php is incredible. The extreme amount of problems that are already solved that you can just flip on in an ini file is wild. Example: session management.
                          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                          1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                            I’ve been very fortunate to speak at/attend conferences around the world. That said, jsheroes holds a place in my heart forever. I adore the organizers and made so many friends there. The content is fantastic and I really enjoy Cluj as well.
                            oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                            1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                              Yes. Annoyingly so.
                              oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
                              1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
                                [redacted] 😳