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  1. Almost every shipment from Fedex is a weird exercise in disappointment. "OK, it says it'll be here before Vday, ok, now it says it'll be there on Vday, oh, it's 3 states away on the morning of Vday"
    1. …in reply to @jefflembeck
      Just stop lying to me. You're going to be 3 days later than you say you will. This happens with almost every shipment. This doesn't happen with other shipping services.